5 definition by asspro67

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a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth
a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine
by asspro67 October 04, 2005

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a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away
my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day
by asspro67 October 04, 2005

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some1 who plays with their ass in front of a large audience that mainly consists of creepy men
sabrina is a pro ass player that made it to the final round of the olympics to beat domenic
by asspro67 October 01, 2005

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a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet
i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake
by asspro67 October 04, 2005

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a stick that is meant for rubbing dicks but be careful if u rub to hard you'll get an infection
my dick stick got caught in my pubs
by asspro67 October 04, 2005

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