5 definitions by asspro67

ass spider

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

by asspro67 October 4, 2005

ass player

some1 who plays with their ass in front of a large audience that mainly consists of creepy men

sabrina is a pro ass player that made it to the final round of the olympics to beat domenic

by asspro67 October 2, 2005

ass stick

a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away

my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day

by asspro67 October 4, 2005

dick stick

a stick that is meant for rubbing dicks but be careful if u rub to hard you'll get an infection

my dick stick got caught in my pubs

by asspro67 October 4, 2005

shit monster

a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth

a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine

by asspro67 October 4, 2005