assplaycation

When you’ve finally shown your sig o that anal sex is a good time, and you spend the weekend carousing around brown town

“Sore vagina? Assplaycation?”

by kmm May 27, 2019

assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

by Brandy October 27, 2004