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Assnal

Another word to describe Arsenal (aka KSI’s favorite team). Who at this point really like to try losing.
Assnal is a cursed team.
by S/he’s just a friend December 14, 2020
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Assnal

Smallest club in London who stat pad when playing Mickey Mouse cup.
by Kwaajo_anim May 6, 2021
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assnal

Blowjob girls of mighty Tottenham Hotspur, all way long!!!
Steve : Why is that red goner fella so fucked up?
Matt : He is just an assnal piece of whore that swallows mighty Tottenham Hotspur's cum all way long!
by Raper of assnal August 13, 2024
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Assnal

The biggest bottle factory in the world. One of the smallest clubs in London along with Spuds. This club also has no European trophies and no premier league since 2004.
Chelsea beat Assnal 4-1 in a Europa League final.
by ChelseaOnTop12 May 26, 2024
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Assala

Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019
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Assalias

n. The name given to a chick's ass.
Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."
by migga please May 5, 2009
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Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
by Samuek June 4, 2013
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