assmirer 

(N.) Someone who admires your ass.

"Hey look, you've got an assmirer!

assmirer by Salakau March 2, 2017

assminer 

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

assminer 

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

assminer by J_AK December 8, 2006

assmire 

(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.

(1) We had nothing to do between classes but sit around and assmire.

(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.

assmire by Error4o4 November 12, 2011