assmire

(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.

(1) We had nothing to do between classes but sit around and assmire.

(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.

by Error4o4 November 12, 2011

Mutual Assmiration

When two parties are equally enamored of the other person's booty.

Joe: "Ever notice how Mark and Beth are constantly grabbing each others butts?"

Bill: "I know. They totally have mutual assmiration for each other."

by boobooandbean April 10, 2009

assmirer

(N.) Someone who admires your ass.

"Hey look, you've got an assmirer!

by Salakau March 2, 2017