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Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar
Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar
assmar by JT October 6, 2004
Words you can keep
1.) As a general insult following in the trend of rectal-based phrases, see wordasshat/word

2. As a descriptive phrase
1. Dude, he didn't deserve that. You're such an assmar.

2. Don't like it? Sucks to your assmar.
assmar by Der September 13, 2003

sucks to your assmar 

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

Dead Assmar

Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."
Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"

Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."

Samneric: "Dead assmar?"
Dead Assmar by Not Josh A March 22, 2010

rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar
AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019
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