Flies

Fake lies.

Lies with comedic intentions.

I can never tell when Jake is serious because he flies all the time.

by Lolliepop420 April 14, 2019

Flies

A word which generally means Eff'in Lies. Relating to when somone says an un-real statement or lie.

Joe-Blow: I did a tripple back flip yesterday.
Cosbie: Stop those flies.
Joe-Blow: WHAT?! I R NUT LIE
Cosbie: FFFFFFFLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSS

by Bick-a-chi December 2, 2007

Flies

Flies game is a game where 2 (or more) individuals shove there thumbs up their asses, then expose them to open air and see you attracts more flies. The thumb attracting more flies win

Hey Elvis you are pretty good at playing flies! You had 20 land on your thumb last time

by Funny guy 987 December 3, 2020

flies

n. Two or more pant zippers.

Plural form of "fly"

Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.

by Digitus September 5, 2005

Flies

A game where two people stick their thumb up their butt and who ever has the most flies land on their thumb wins.

Did you see how many flies were on Carl’s thumb? He won that game of flies.

by Funny guy 987 December 3, 2020

Flies

When two or more people go outside on a hot day and stick their thumbs up their butt. They take them out and the winner has the most flies land on their thumb.

Do you want to play a game of flies?

Flies game is a game where 2 (or more) individuals shove there thumbs up their asses, then expose them to open air and see you attracts more flies. The thumb attracting more flies win

by Funny guy 987 December 3, 2020

Flies

Not good, festering, annoying. A term used to express discontent or disapproval of something.

My bud Marz is not going to be here tonight. Flies.

by Mr. Boo #1 July 27, 2018