assleaf

random particles of feces that have accumulated on anal hair around the sphincter hole and then flaked off only to be deposited in ones under garments.

I have to mow this long assleaf covered lawn

by Sour Lemon November 18, 2010

Assloaf

Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.

Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?

by Tophizzle April 16, 2005

assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008

assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

Assleate

An Assleate is a male that does not participate in sports but gets booty on a consistent basis.

Guy 1: hey man did you see Charlie try and kick that ball? So funny.
Guy 2: yeah he's no athlete but damn did you see that girl with him?
Guy 1: oh yeah most definitely an assleate.

by Hstonesnap August 29, 2014