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Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.
Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?
Assloaf by Tophizzle April 16, 2005
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assleather 

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.
e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!
assleather by dude_man December 26, 2008
Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.
assleach by Turtledude October 19, 2008
An Assleate is a male that does not participate in sports but gets booty on a consistent basis.
Guy 1: hey man did you see Charlie try and kick that ball? So funny.
Guy 2: yeah he's no athlete but damn did you see that girl with him?
Guy 1: oh yeah most definitely an assleate.
Assleate by Hstonesnap August 29, 2014