assleach

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.
by Turtledude October 19, 2008
mugGet the assleachmug.

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head
man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here
by turtledude September 20, 2013
mugGet the turtle headmug.