Tophizzle's definitions

Manchalk

Dried / crusty male ejaculate. Thus expelled and left to sit until dried.

Jenny awoke only to find her face covered in manchalk.

by Tophizzle April 22, 2005

Cyborgy

Cyb-orgy

A cybersex session with more than 4 people.

Dude, last night I had a cyborgy with like 8 lesbian cheerleaders.

by tophizzle January 8, 2006

Assloaf

Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.

Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?

by Tophizzle April 16, 2005