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A panel of magistrates whose purpose is to determine how big someone's posterior really is, regardless of whatever form-flattering clothing that the person happens to wear.

Curvy chick: I appreciate how kind and non-judgemental my new guy is to me; so many dudes nowadays are just a bunch of assizes in their view of a gal's attractiveness.

assizes by QuacksO May 6, 2019

Words you can keep

Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

Related Words

assizes • assiest • assiness • kick assiest • assy • Assia (E-ss-i-a)

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

assiness by rupan777 December 29, 2005

assiest

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

assiest by vna October 21, 2009

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

Assiness by Roberta James June 25, 2018

kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.

"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"

kick assiest by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005

assies

doing some-thing ass like

theese two assies over here got into a sword fight with ted holup

see sword fight for additional information

assies by mike hunt February 21, 2005

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026