assizes 

A panel of magistrates whose purpose is to determine how big someone's posterior really is, regardless of whatever form-flattering clothing that the person happens to wear.

Curvy chick: I appreciate how kind and non-judgemental my new guy is to me; so many dudes nowadays are just a bunch of assizes in their view of a gal's attractiveness.

assizes by QuacksO May 6, 2019

Assiest 

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

assiness by rupan777 December 29, 2005

assiest 

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

assiest by vna October 21, 2009

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

Assiness by Roberta James June 25, 2018

kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.

"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"

kick assiest by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005

assies 

doing some-thing ass like

theese two assies over here got into a sword fight with ted holup


see sword fight for additional information

assies by mike hunt February 21, 2005