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Asscrakis 

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.
Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside
Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.
New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

camilla assirati 

camilla assirati, amazing spy,accountant and friend. very quirky and creative and has an amazing sense of style
maisie: hey camilla assirati (fudge cake) the amazing spy

camilla: hey there maisie

Assimakopoulos

a greek last name that is so fuckin awesome even jesus will praise you. GO GREECE!
(Jack) Assimakopoulos
Coolest person ever! Probably on the shorter side with cubby toes!! Hottest thought on the block!
Dannggg assiram be looking fine!

Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.
Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!