Asshole Up

"Asshole-Up"

1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.

2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.

3. To be an Asshole!

Guy 1: If that guy is looking for a fight then I'll just "Asshole Up" and rip his fucking head and shit down his fucking throat!!!

Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!

Asshole Up by LenDog 2 September 25, 2009

shut up asshole

Jon's way of shutting someone up.

Shut up asshole.

shut up asshole by Anonymous March 14, 2003

asshole it up 

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

asshole it up by Hashkey February 29, 2012

Asshole throw-up 

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

Asshole throw-up by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

pop-up asshole 

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

pop-up asshole by Rudee July 25, 2018

Jesus Christ up the asshole 

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

Jesus Christ up the asshole by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009

asshole is throwing up 

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

asshole is throwing up by kristyrose2727 May 21, 2007