asshole is throwing up

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

by kristyrose2727 May 7, 2007

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019