assgnomes 

Nomadic, anally parasitic gnomes whom according to local traditions are nocturnal and travel in packs. As with sasquatch there are historical claims of encounter, but such claims are rare and have become less common with modernity.

(Usage Note: Assgnomes are described almost exclusively in plural as they are by definition pack animals. Because of the tenuous nature of their existence it makes it difficult to resolve if singular encounters are possible, but the Usage Board notes that there is no precedent for this in the literature.)

"Beware the assgnomes."

assgnomes by Andrew Seeran March 16, 2004

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes 

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes by Anonymous April 2, 2003

assgnome 

See Usage Note at assgnomes.

"Beware the assgnomes."

assgnome by Andrew Seeran March 16, 2004

Assgnome 

A person who wants to be the bad guy and the good guy at the same time. Also, they can always think they're right, but are wrong most of the time.

That guy punched a guy, but told his friends not to. What an assgnome.

Assgnome by Brad Moore July 19, 2003

assglomerate 

n. plural (assglomerates).

A cluster of diverse assholes will sometimes form an assglomerate. Smaller, mundane examples include your work, club and your own home, while the grand scale encompasses entire cities and transnational corporations.

"The average WoW guild is an assglomerate of different player types."

Jonathan Booth on WoW guilds.

assglomerate by evilmevil August 9, 2009

ass gnomes 

short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.

Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass

ass gnomes by Fusion September 19, 2003

Assynomeho 

to be sucking; to be really bad at something

you're so assynomeho

Assynomeho by john wong January 17, 2008