assglue

after experiencing swamp ass the sweaty substance dries and leaves a sticky reminence in between your cheeks; this hurts very badly but can often be solved by shaving or pulling apart the hair from one another.

adam went home because he was experiencing nasty assglue.

assglue by alatengas December 2, 2010

Ass Glue 

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

Ass Glue by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

assfluenza 

Major illness involving massive diarrhea.

After I ate those chicken wings, I ended up with a massive case of assfluenza.

assfluenza by Lone@602 April 28, 2009

Assfluencer 

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

Assfluencer by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019