assghan 

A slur used to degrade afghans. Since a common practice in Afghanistan is bacha bazi (translates to boy play) people call them assghan because some think the men are known to take it up the ass

Hey assghan we all know what you do when the lights turn off at home

assghan by 😋 I’m hungry now August 26, 2021

Asshands 

Using a woman's ass cheeks to get yourself off.

Ellena was a bit too fat for me to bang, but I flipped her over and pulled an asshands on her.

Asshands by tdelano April 8, 2009

Asshands 

n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.

I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.

Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.

Asshands by Jackpott September 6, 2020

Assghanistan 

I nick name used for the country of Afghanistan.

I am going on tour with the military to Assghanistan. I think I'll be stationed at the camp in Kandahar.

Assghanistan by aarmani May 18, 2010

ASSghani

A slang term used for Afghani people. It is a word play on Afghani.

Hey man, I was in Kabul yesterday at the UN Hospital but we were swarmed by a group of Assghani kids begging for money.

ASSghani by mantueater May 13, 2010

assphantom 

1. verb The process of invading someone's ass with angry ghosts.

2. noun Rectal poltergeists

* Elucidate eyes Viceroy.
* Viceroy assphantoms Elucidate
<DigitalCommunist> o_o
<Elucidate> I won't even ask what that means.
<HellGremlin> God, how dense can you be. It's the process of invading your ass with angry ghosts.
<Viceroy> Good call
<HellGremlin> Duhhhhhhh.
<HellGremlin> Nothing like a case of the rectumgeists to set someone straight.

assphantom by Raem September 28, 2006

assganistan 

Assganistan is where all the pimps reside.

Do you need to talk to a pimp? go to assganistan

assganistan by Klus November 13, 2006