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This is not what you call people from Afghanistan. This is the currency that they use. In Europe they use Euros, in Turkey they use Liras, well in Afghanistan they use Afghani's. People from Afghanistan are called "AFGHANS" NOT "AFGHANI'S"
And also-
Afghanistan is a central asian country not a south asian country, because we're not the same as the Indian Sub Continent.
I had to pay 30 Afghani's to get a kabob dish!!!
afghani by minni4 May 13, 2005
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afghani

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street term used mainly by jamaican drug dealers when referring to afghan weed, or weed from Afghanistan...
jah mon, meh got dat afghani ya wonted!
afghani by Da Chef January 9, 2006

afghani

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used as an insult in pakistan for a person who is untrustworthy, backstabber, snitch and involved in narcotics trade.
guy1: he man we known each other for quite some time and i have always helped you. i am in this fight can you help me out?
guy2: sure bro why not
'' after a while guy2 sees some boys running over to beat guy1''
guy2: ''runs away''
guy1: you fucking #afghani i always knew you were a pussy.
afghani by kingkhushal April 19, 2018

Afghani

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A insult used in south asia specially pakistan for someone who's mean, untrustworthy, backstabber or deals in lowquality narcotics. Also used as a synonym for snake.
guy1: hey remember i gave you that money a few months back i want it now i am in some financial trouble.
guy2: sorry bro i cant i dont have any money now. you know m broke af, you have to wait
guy1: ok np
''few days later guy1 sees guy2 partying ''

guy1: omg fucking hell that asshole is such a afghani
Afghani by kingkhushal October 26, 2017

Afghani Cheese-Toast 

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The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

Afghani Gas Mask 

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A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.
Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.
Afghani Gas Mask by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

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A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.
"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"
Afghani-Dan by IraqTANKER July 14, 2014
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