AssFink

A term used to describe anyone you don't like, someone who thinks they have an idea of what they're doing but they really dont have a fucking clue, someone who talks behind your back, sumone who has sum sucky ass come backs and is really dumb, or is just a complete asshole etc... This is a VERY flexible word

Wow I can't beleive Susy talked about me to my OWN best friend.. what a fucking AssFink!

by ManDa PanDa-- inspired by LizzY BiZZy April 28, 2005

Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assfunk

Odor of someone who smells like 10 day old unwashed dirty ass.

That customer that was just here made this place smell like assfunk.

by Renee V. & Colleen H. January 4, 2009

assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

Asspinky

Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt

Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

assfunkle

1 The word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: "asdfjkl;"

2 "Funkle" is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, "assfunkle" is an ass with absolute awesomeness.

1 When I see "asdfjkl;" I think of ASSFUNKLE!

2 Damn girl, you got some serious assfunkle goin' on!

by periangelicque July 23, 2010