assfong 

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

assfong by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008

Assfog 

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

Assfog by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assmongler 

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005

Assfinger 

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

assmongrels by the poopsmith July 9, 2003