asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

asspensive by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009

asspennies 

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

asspennies by TSquent January 15, 2008

ssspensive 

Is something that is so over the top fabulous and just amazing, but not necessarily expensive. Various items can be ssspensive, people can also be ssspensive.

Girl that long liz jacket is wayyy ssspensive.

My friends and I, we're so ssspensive.

ssspensive by kiebler May 19, 2009

aspenlive 

A amazing, caring person, really brave, always there for you.

Aspenlive is so cool and thoughtful.

aspenlive by Dsmpy October 12, 2021

assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

assfensive by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017