asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

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ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

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asspensive • assfensive • aspenlive • ASScentives • ssspensive

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

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ssspensive

Is something that is so over the top fabulous and just amazing, but not necessarily expensive. Various items can be ssspensive, people can also be ssspensive.

Girl that long liz jacket is wayyy ssspensive.

My friends and I, we're so ssspensive.

by kiebler May 19, 2009

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