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assed out
assed out by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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Assed Out
Assed Out by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013
Assed out
assed out
1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party
2)A major drug high
3)Tired, worn out
4)Out of luck
2)A major drug high
3)Tired, worn out
4)Out of luck
1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"
2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.
3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'
4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.
2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.
3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'
4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.
assed out by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005
assed out
i worked 11 hours today, im assed out.
its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.
she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.
its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.
she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.
assed out by the mighty mighty S.A.C April 11, 2004
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