asscruncher

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

asscrunch

Almost a synonym for megadingus, or asshead. Usually defines a person or entity that is stubborn, being an asshole, or plain retarded.

Person 1: Dude you are such an asscrunch!
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER!

by AssHeadMotherFucker February 9, 2021