assclasp

Someone who thinks that they're good at something they do, such as clasping an ass, but they're really not that good, just overrated.

1. Hey johnny did you see that assclasp phil?
2. Hey man, he tried hard, but he was just an assclasp

by funnymonkey June 27, 2008

ASSCLAMPING

ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING

WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT

by ROACHES October 1, 2012

assclapper

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.

Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!

by BelleMere July 24, 2010

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

assclap

making your ass clap, or the shaking of the ass, making a clapping sound

Make that ass clap

by Aren July 31, 2003

assclap

use of the butt cheeks to make a clapping sound. The sound of buttocks slapping together.

When the home team scored the crowd was assclapping.

The girl working the pole really knows how to assclap.

by americanwerewolf September 3, 2009

assclapper

A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.

Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.

by Craptronics June 16, 2011