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Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

aspinating 

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie
"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."
aspinating by Tiiim June 25, 2008

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.
That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.
Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

abstinating 

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.
My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!
abstinating by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

ABSinating 

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches
hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

asspirating 

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.
"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
asspirating by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005