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Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

aspinating 

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie
"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."
aspinating by Tiiim June 25, 2008

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.
That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.
Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

abstinating 

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.
My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!
abstinating by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

ABSinating 

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches
hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.
ABSinating by I am the ABSinator March 30, 2009

asspirating 

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.
"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
asspirating by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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