asscinating

when you can't stop staring at that booty

I got caught asscinating my cousin and had to eat a stick of butter for punishment

by Girdlemaster January 16, 2015

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

aspinating

Something that is fascinating from the perspective that it is incredibly aspie

"According to wikipedia conversations and such from No One Lives Forever place the game's chronology to be around the last week of September, 1967. That is aspinating."

by Tiiim June 25, 2008

Asscavating

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

by K-Lube March 30, 2006

abstinating

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

ABSinating

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches

hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

by I am the ABSinator March 30, 2009

asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005