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Asscake
Asscake by Teaflowers June 28, 2010
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asscake icing • asscakey • ass cakes • ass-caked • Ass caked in shit • Asscape • Aszcake • assbake • asshake • assjake
Asscake
When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.
Asscake by tenbadgers November 6, 2009
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Asscake by Microwaveeeee July 1, 2020
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Asscake by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018
asscake
Ass + Cake
one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake.
Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.
one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake.
Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.
asscake
clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh
asscake by friendlyostalker November 9, 2008