asscake

Ass + Cake
one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake.

Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.

Some random Asscake: O well I'm to lazy.
MrT: Asscake

MrT: I hate Bush
Sunshit: Asscake

Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas: So vat is up?
MrT: Asscake

by mrT July 28, 2003

asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh

mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake

by friendlyostalker November 28, 2006

Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

by Yoda November 30, 2004

asscakes

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

by WienerButthole September 27, 2008

Asscake

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

by Teaflowers June 26, 2010

Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

by tenbadgers November 06, 2009

Asscake

Dumbass

Homie stop being a asscake and pass me the joint.

by Microwaveeeee July 01, 2020