Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

by Yoda November 30, 2004

Asscake

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

by tenbadgers November 6, 2009

Asscake

Dumbass

Homie stop being a asscake and pass me the joint.

by Microwaveeeee July 1, 2020

Asscake

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE

"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"

by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009

asscakes

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

by WienerButthole January 13, 2009