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Aszcake by fooaszcake July 29, 2003
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Aszcake is a word entirely different from 'asscake'. Similar to 'asscake', it represents people considered by the rest of society to be either lazy, weird, or Thomas. It, however, is not used just to describe fat, nonsensical people, but rather, it is also used to describe the members of the Aszcake Society. People truly are not 'aszcakes' until they join the aszcake society (Note: The proper spelling is 'aszcake', and not 'asscake').
Sundeep is founder of the Aszcake Society.

George W. Bush is an aszcake.
That farm boy was just an asscake.
Asscake by Yoda November 30, 2004

asscakes 

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.
The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!
asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009
A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.
Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!
Asscake by Teaflowers June 28, 2010
When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.
"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"
Asscake by tenbadgers November 6, 2009