Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tenbadgers

Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

Asscake by tenbadgers November 6, 2009

When you totally want some pie.

Dude, mike was all like, mmm Pie!

Mmm Pie by tenbadgers April 16, 2009

A puss, or "Clunge" that has been washed with a less clean "Clunge".

"Dude, that chick has a total Mankpuss"

or as an insult

"Dude, Mike is a total Mankpuss"