asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh

mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake

by friendlyostalker November 09, 2008

lob

pronounced lawb

meaning: love

dude: i gotta jet
chick: lob lob
dude: i lob you too

chick: that shirt is lob

by friendlyostalker November 29, 2006