assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

assbulb by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

Ass Bulb 

Noun. The form of a woman's lower body while seated viewed from behind because it looks like a daffodil bulb.

I love yoga class with a room full of beautiful ass bulbs in lotus position.

Ass Bulb by Billy Letterman July 25, 2019

assbubble

a totally retarded, skanky, pickle-buffing, poop-stain on the underpants of society.

Maria Tristan, johnny tristan, and Tyrone Biggums are all assbubbles

assbubble by yo momma! August 30, 2008

assbumbling

A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.

"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."

assbumbling by Pinky-and-the-brain January 2, 2008

assbubbles

Just a cute insult. Background was lost a while ago. Not the meaning for when someone swallows gum!

You're such an assbubble -.-

assbubbles by lostneko April 6, 2005

assburbate 

The act of aspirating while booty bumping until orgasm is reached.

I just Assburbated sangria from injecting an explosion in my rusty sheriff’s star.

assburbate by Lilgirl83 November 8, 2019

Assbubbles

Assbubbles is when someones ejaculated in your ass hole and you fart

After I finished in her ass she had Assbubbles

Assbubbles by HUMONGOUSPENIS March 3, 2021