Definitions by bakerd812

cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

cumquat by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

bullmilk 

semen of human or animal

Hey, I heard your teacher milked the bull.

bullmilk by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

blue balls 

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

blue balls by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

bucket head 

a female, usually one that sucks dick

Amanda and all her friends are bucketheads, it'd be easy to pimp them.

bucket head by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

assbulb by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

pissing contest 

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

pissing contest by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

nut rag 

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

nut rag by bakerd812 July 4, 2004