cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 22, 2004

pecker head

A person who is more than a dick-head

The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.

by bakerd812 April 10, 2004

nut rag

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 04, 2004

shank

to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others

Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.

by bakerd812 April 10, 2004

pus

the white shit that comes out of a zit when you pop it

Damn! I got pus on the mirror when I popped that zit!

by bakerd812 February 11, 2004

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 30, 2004