bakerd812's definitions

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

bucket head

a female, usually one that sucks dick

Amanda and all her friends are bucketheads, it'd be easy to pimp them.

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

nut rag

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

bone

To fuck the hell out of a girl without any thought.

Damn, I'd bone her right now if I had the chance.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004