cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 22, 2004

assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

by bakerd812 November 22, 2004

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 10, 2004

bullmilk

semen of human or animal

Hey, I heard your teacher milked the bull.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

nut rag

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 04, 2004

pecker head

A person who is more than a dick-head

The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.

by bakerd812 April 10, 2004