assanology

A person who study different part of a ass or like to eat it

I’m a assanology can I take a look at your ass

by Milo_s September 25, 2020

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Asstrology

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/

I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016

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The study of all things relating to Alan Wilson, a founding member, harmonica player, guitar player and blues genius of Canned Heat. These include the study of blues guitar, slide guitar, harmonica, John Lee Hooker, and Son House. Alanology also includes the study of nature and conservation.

My friend Rebecca knows Alanology better than anyone I know. Not only does she play a mean harmonica but she's so in tuned with nature just like Alan was.

by exptruth09 May 26, 2011

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Assology

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.

1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?

by gomaz July 20, 2005

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