ass2mouth

The best group on Yahoo ever!

Ass2mouth is the best site on Yahoo-groups ever! I got a mean basket job there.

by Ichy Dick April 6, 2008

Assmouth

A term used to insult the band Smashmouth.

Please change the channel, I hate listening to Assmouth.

by Big Meat011 October 15, 2011

assmouth

Someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk shit comes out of there mouth.

Dominic is a assmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays shit out of her mouth when she talks

by assmaster65 September 29, 2005

assmouthavitis

Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.

Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.

by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004

Assmouth

Someone who talks randomly and without a point

John: Yesterday I met my girlfriend in the mall, speaking of the mall, they have discounts on dildos, speaking of dildos, I gotta buy one for my mother! Jack: What an assmouth

by Assmouth666 May 1, 2011

assmouth

1.)Used as a general term to describe some one with bad smeling breath. 2.) Used specifically to describe of someone who commonly performs fallacio on a person following anal sex; or one who places objects in one's mouth following the insertion of said object into the anus.

I don't think that assmouth knows where that chess piece just was.

by J_AK December 9, 2006

Assmothermia

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)

John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.

by Transportgooru February 10, 2010