Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.

Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.

assmouthavitis by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004

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Assmouth

Someone who talks randomly and without a point

John: Yesterday I met my girlfriend in the mall, speaking of the mall, they have discounts on dildos, speaking of dildos, I gotta buy one for my mother! Jack: What an assmouth

Assmouth by Assmouth666 May 1, 2011

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assmouth

1.)Used as a general term to describe some one with bad smeling breath. 2.) Used specifically to describe of someone who commonly performs fallacio on a person following anal sex; or one who places objects in one's mouth following the insertion of said object into the anus.

I don't think that assmouth knows where that chess piece just was.

assmouth by J_AK December 9, 2006

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Assmothermia

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)

John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.

Assmothermia by Transportgooru February 10, 2010

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