ass toupe

one who an ass as a toupe, or a jackass

what an ass toupe!
that ass toupe across the street won't let me use his scissors.

by shferdiggity,falligitty October 20, 2006

ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? January 1, 2012

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass tourette's

when someone has uncontrollable explosions out of their ass!

Nick: Dustin, you've farted like 1,000 times today!

Dustin: I can't help it I suffer from ass tourette's!

Dude, Jeremy has been farting all day. I think he may suffer from ass tourette's.

Did you hear that Nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with ass tourette's!

by Poopy stink butt January 27, 2010

ass tourettes

Someone that doesn't actually have tourettes syndrome, but can't help but say ass after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. Nobody really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.

Tom: "Dude, fuck me in my ass! holy ass! did you see that fly-ass motherfucker doing that buttery-ass boardslide? I about shat my pants that was so bad ass. Sphincter!"

Doug: "Dude, you dumb-ass. You have ass tourettes."

by ass muncher 9000 July 22, 2010

ass topper

Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."

Your mother: "If you ever get an ass topper, I will disown you."

by annamalous October 12, 2009

ass tope

The hair that appears above the ass crack later in life when a man losses the hair in his head.

That guy was balder than a bowling pin, but had a well groomed ass tope.

by Tyler Stebbins July 27, 2006