Definitions by AssTrumpetier

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

Ass Trumpet by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass torpedo 

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

ass torpedo by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006