ass stick

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

by alisoncatie March 05, 2009

ass stick

a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away

my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day

by asspro67 October 04, 2005

Ass sticking

The act of putting chopsticks up someone’s ass

Greg: I ended up ass sticking Stacy last night

David: Good for you knobhead

by DockedDickMan November 05, 2020

ass on sticks

Native American name for a guy with skinny legs who wears skin tight jeans.

Look at "ass on sticks" unloading his truck.

by JLove July 09, 2004

stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

by gamemaker December 03, 2016

shit-ass fuck stick

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 06, 2003