ass stick 

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

ass stick by alisoncatie March 5, 2009

ass stick 

a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away

my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day

ass stick by asspro67 October 4, 2005

stick ass 

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

stick ass by gamemaker December 3, 2016

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

shit-ass fuck stick 

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

shit-ass fuck stick by von groovy September 14, 2019

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

stick ass 

definition 1: a person who is a bitch for no apparent reason

definition 2: a person who literally has a stick up their ass

“why does holly need to be such a stick ass?” “ion know, she’s a bitch for no reason.” “i know, but she also has a stick up her ass.”

stick ass by mr.phaat-ähs January 9, 2021