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ass ranger 

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.
That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.
ass ranger by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger 

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.
That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

ass ranger 

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."
ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

ass hole ranger 

Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.
Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.

Assfinger 

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.
Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.
assfinger noogie by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017