ass ringer
ass ringer by Keypsake May 24, 2018
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ass ranger
ass ranger by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003
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Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger
when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.
And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.
And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.
That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.
Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009
ass ranger
another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."
ass ranger by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003
ass hole ranger
Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.
Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.
ass hole ranger by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007
Assfinger
The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009
assfinger noogie
A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.
assfinger noogie by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017
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