ass ringer

Hard and rough anal sex leaving the receiving party’s asshole vibrating

I bent her over and have her an ass ringer.

by Keypsake May 24, 2018

ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.

That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009

ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."

ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003

ass hole ranger

Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.

Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.

by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007

Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017