ass raisins 

The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.

'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'

ass raisins by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003

Ass raisin

The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.

Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.

Ass raisin by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Crusty ass raisin

Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.

Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.

Crusty ass raisin by GUnit_ December 25, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008