ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name

johnathan is an ass quicker!!!

by michelle dexter December 28, 2007

ass quacker

Insult; to quack major ass.

Yo, stop ass quacking on my koolaid.

by Tewpac & Kevinem December 11, 2004

assquacker

A fart that makes the sound of a duck but smells like a shitbomb.

Greg's assquacker cleared the room again.

by zebrahoe35 February 4, 2014