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Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...
Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.
by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009
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The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.
Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.
by Fun Johnny June 26, 2015
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They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 27, 2006
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Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.
Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.
by beatation February 03, 2011
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Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair
Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?
by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018
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They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb April 27, 2007
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They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 28, 2006
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