ass penis

When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.

"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."

ass penis by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

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Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.

I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.

Sweaty Ass-Penis by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010

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Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

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