ass hoakie 

someone tries to insult you, but then they completely blow it. If you dont know what it is then you obviously are one.

Andy-" i hate you erica"
Erica-" shut up ass hoakie"
Andy-" DAWWW wtf is an ass hoakie?"

ass hoakie by andy frick January 4, 2009

Bitch ass hoagie 

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy

Look at brendon, what a bitch ass hoagie

Bitch ass hoagie by Crueoddy August 27, 2016

Cool- Ass Honkie 

A pimped- out car for picking up hookers, usually with an exceptionally loud horn.

"Damn, that's a cool- ass honkie".

Cool- Ass Honkie by Aust January 15, 2018

hoagie ass 

Someone who is over weight and they love to eat just about everything and anything.

That operator is a straight hoagie ass you every see him eat ?

hoagie ass by Harry Who May 2, 2018