ass hoakie Share definition Flag someone tries to insult you, but then they completely blow it. If you dont know what it is then you obviously are one. Andy-" i hate you erica" Erica-" shut up ass hoakie" Andy-" DAWWW wtf is an ass hoakie?" ass hoakie by andy frick January 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the ass hoakie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch