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ass eyes 

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus
Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes
ass eyes by Spanky_the_elf January 24, 2005

ass eyes 

(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
ass eyes by Lfrey May 5, 2006

Ass-Eyes 

An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.
Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady
Ass-Eyes by Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen February 16, 2008

ass-eyes 

Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.
Hey, get in your own lane, ass-eyes!
ass-eyes by JWLA September 10, 2005

through my eyes, out my ass 

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

eyes smell the ass

used in order to qualify a very hot girl who is demanding sex
Damn, this chick is such a bitch. Her eyes smell the ass.
Tonight, she'll meet my dick.
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