Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.
by JWLA September 10, 2005
Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.
by bad November 28, 2003
by Spanky_the_elf January 24, 2005
(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.
note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
by Lfrey May 05, 2006
An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.
Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady
by Eric "ae" Kettonhoffen February 16, 2008
when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass
not to be confused with pink eye
not to be confused with pink eye
by assavengers January 03, 2009
when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death
by dickchips6969 May 03, 2016