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ass crash 

Crashing your truck because you were staring at a girls ass. She may have been pumping gas or jogging. You are at high risk of an ass crash near a college campus, particularly in the south.
Guy 1: hey man can you give me a ride my truck is in the shop

Guy 2: what happened

Guy 1:I got ass crashed again...

Guy 2: that'll happen

Guy 1: that'll happen (nodding in agreement)
ass crash by Thatguy87403 May 20, 2014
Nfl play in which the qb is pushed from behind by a teammate.
The Pittsburgh steelers ass crashed Aaron Rodgers into the endzone
ass crash by asscrashmcgee October 20, 2026

Crushed-Ass 

Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass
Crushed-Ass by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

National slap your crushes ass day 

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass
Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

crushing ass

The act of pounding out a girl from behind.
I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.
crushing ass by Lewda February 27, 2008

crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.
"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."
crushing ass by talking goat June 23, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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