ass croissant 

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

ass croissant by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

Croissant ass niggas 

Croissant ass niggas is a term used on Twitter to refer to black French men who are colorist toward black women.

Croissant ass niggas also have a tendency to be apologists for racism, colorism & misogynoir. Their internalized anti-blackness is strong.

Jordan: "Black French men had a hashtag “everything black except our women” that was going viral for years. Posting photos of themselves dressed in black next to their light skinned mixed, white and other non-black women. All to taunt and torment black women."

David: "Croissant ass niggas"

Croissant ass niggas by samknight April 26, 2020

croissant ass 

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

croissant ass by David P January 29, 2005