ass crab 

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

ass crab by Yuppie June 27, 2008

ass crab 

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

ass crab by Harmony pond August 21, 2015

mark ass crab 

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool

ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?

mark ass crab by buttchese19 December 14, 2024

crab ass 

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

crab ass by Cinna January 5, 2005

crab ass nigga 

Talking Shit about a member of the Crips; disrespect

"There go that crab ass nigga"
"Fuck yo crab ass, this is my hood"

crab ass nigga by Trees July 15, 2006

tight as a crab's ass 

Phrase used among people who work within small spaces of time such as audio/video editors

Wow, Dude! That was tight as a crab's ass!

tight as a crab's ass by homeless1 April 2, 2012

Tighter than a crab's ass 

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

Tighter than a crab's ass by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021