ass crab

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

by Yuppie June 27, 2008

ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

by Harmony pond August 21, 2015

ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.

These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

ass crabs

crabs on your ass!

sean has ass crabs!

by tiggal bittys June 26, 2008

Ass Crabs

Haveing pubic lice on your butt and in the hair

Cheerleaders are the main carrier of Ass crabs

by Foxeswrestler24 November 01, 2010

crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

by Cinna January 05, 2005

crab ass nigga

Talking Shit about a member of the Crips; disrespect

"There go that crab ass nigga"
"Fuck yo crab ass, this is my hood"

by Trees July 15, 2006