Definitions by Yuppie

Cock Beetle 

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

Cock Beetle by Yuppie January 1, 2017

ass crab 

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

ass crab by Yuppie June 27, 2008

LTC 

Acronymn of Lick The Clit.

Quick Matt, dive down there, wet your lips and LTC!

LTC by Yuppie November 9, 2004

DIB

Acronymn for Dick In Bum
Anal intercourse

Greg loves dib from strangers

DIB by Yuppie November 4, 2004

SOD 

Acronymn meaning Shit On Dick implying that the person that likes it practises anal intercourse.

Greg loves sod with Ross.

SOD by Yuppie November 4, 2004

Pony 

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

Pony by Yuppie November 4, 2004

Wackers 

crazy, also 'crackers'

that 'dimwit' is a wacker first grade

Wackers by yuppie June 13, 2003