ass cattle 

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

ass cattle by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

cattle ass 

A woman with a big ass.

Hey bill look at that cattle ass on this one.

cattle ass by Tommy Chido August 24, 2007

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

Castle Ass by Jon April 4, 2005

copy catter ass ho

Some "me too" ass bitch. Just can't think for herself; always on some other bitch time.....

Friend: Who still wears Michael Kors bags? Shit trash.

Copy Catter Ass Ho: *gives MK bag back to her mother*
Omg, yaaass! Bitches bums!

😒 BRUH.....

copy catter ass ho by Smylii June 14, 2017

asscastle 

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.

asscastle by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Backwards asscastle 

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

Backwards asscastle by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012