ass captin
you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured
ass captin by Evand Holmes June 3, 2007
ass captain
The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
ass captain by Epic909 March 28, 2004
Related Words
Ass Captain
very very very gay man.
In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
very gay man on a boat.
In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
very gay man on a boat.
"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
Ass Captain by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007
Ass Captain
Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.
Ass Captain by - Ian July 29, 2006
Captain Ass
Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Captain Ass by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009
cappin ass nigga
as an example beau:
me : hey.. you still bringing the bread next door?
beau: yea walking out my door now !
(20 minutes later)
me: hey where you at?
beau: ohh my bad i forgot why i walked out the door and went back inside.
PRIME example of a “cappin ass nigga” !!!
me : hey.. you still bringing the bread next door?
beau: yea walking out my door now !
(20 minutes later)
me: hey where you at?
beau: ohh my bad i forgot why i walked out the door and went back inside.
PRIME example of a “cappin ass nigga” !!!
cappin ass nigga by Emma 😋 October 21, 2019
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